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Little Savage's Bid

Hey who says I can't be President! This guy for one (What a spoiler, and he doesn't believe in Santa Clause either).

The last few Presidents and Wanna Bes have been cartoon characters. And now, in California, we have a cariature of himself as Mr. Governator.

The problem with the political landscape today is that we have real bullets and the safety protocols for the holodeck on Toon Town are not engaged.

No one in the mainstream corporate media seems to want to really discuss the issues. It's more like a programmed reality show of Left versus Right.

Does anyone want to talk about who really won in the last two Presidential elections? The exit polls said that Kerry won, not that he was the best choice. Will we ever know who won Ohio? Why does it hinge on one State? Does that feel like democracy. You can check out (my creator) Penny Little's film Electile Dysfunction if you're in doubt.

Come check out my Platform . . . . . .  

MY PRESIDENTIAL BIDS BASED UPON
Definitions of "bid":
• offer: propose a payment; I propose an offer of $10 for the office of President. Not enough? Ten thousand? Ten Million? More....? It's the most powerful position in the world. Do I hear Ten Billion? Sold! To the man in the back
• wish: invoke upon; "bid farewell" If we wish hard enough to bid them all farewell, will all the current crooks and corporate owned candidates just go away?
• command: an authoritative direction or instruction to do something. If we tell them to, will they? apparently not. Millions of people in the street, and no body listened.
• ask for or request earnestly; If we ask them really, really nice, will the corporate owned candidates hear us? As Jim Hightower says, You don't get the pig out of the water by saying, "Here Piggie Piggie."
• make a demand, ask for a card or a suit or a show of hands; "He called his trump" . This has some promise if we can get them before an international tribunal for war crimes, or a real Impeachment hearing.
• an attempt to get something; "they made a futile play for power"; "he made a bid to gain attention" If I make a bid, will I get any attention? Not much without the mainstream corporate media repeating it endlessly 24/7.
• a formal proposal to buy at a specified price..... this would be more honest.
• make a serious effort to attain something; "His campaign bid for the attention of the poor population" We can try, and that's what we're doing.
• (bridge) the number of tricks a bridge player is willing to contract to make
• invite: ask someone in a friendly way to do something. I don't play bridge, but I bet tricking the tricksters could be fun.

So I guess I have to face the truth, there is no Santa Clause and we've got the best democracy Money can buy.